I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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