Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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