I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it was like eating out sand paper
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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