after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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