Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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