You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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