I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Michael Bay diarrhea
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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