Do you still have your period?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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