Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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