went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You've changed since you got that strap on
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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