i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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