Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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