she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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