I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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