Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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