I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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