just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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