Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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