yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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