Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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