i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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