chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We just shotgunned beers for America
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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