omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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