Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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