if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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