After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Someone signed my nipple.
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