that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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