she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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