he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I didn't notice because vodka
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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