it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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