Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
