smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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