Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
420 ftw
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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