so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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