i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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It's never too late to be topless.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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