He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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