just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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