I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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