a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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