I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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