that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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