hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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