pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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