she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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