Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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