But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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