Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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