: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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