with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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