Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(909): View more from California

is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?

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(561): View more from Florida

hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.

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(205): View more from Alabama

It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.

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(713): View more from Texas

After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.

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(773): View more from Illinois

SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard

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(831): View more from California

You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.

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