Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges