Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.