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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

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Great dream, you were in it

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(619): Call me when you're up (619): Great dream, you were in it http://tfl.nu/09kg

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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

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In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

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cunt.

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(678): So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile... (404): In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;) (678): cunt. http://tfl.nu/sbha

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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(607): Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits.. http://tfl.nu/aan9

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.

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(859): I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron. http://tfl.nu/eae7

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(818): View more from California

why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?

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(818): why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing? http://tfl.nu/8p36

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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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(865): Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class http://tfl.nu/k0s2

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I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover

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(204): I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover http://tfl.nu/k1fy

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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend

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(412): He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend http://tfl.nu/zd33

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(516): View more from New York

good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.

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(516): good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top. http://tfl.nu/vbez

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(913): View more from Kansas

So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.

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(913): So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof. http://tfl.nu/7fh1

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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.

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(612): Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes. http://tfl.nu/p3u3

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(541): View more from Oregon

I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation

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(541): I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation http://tfl.nu/pywb

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.

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(250): Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November. http://tfl.nu/s7yk

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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"

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(651): Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?" http://tfl.nu/vsfp

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(612): View more from Minnesota

..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

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(612): ..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! http://tfl.nu/1dq3

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