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• (804): View more from Virginia

  no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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• (716): View more from New York

  can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99

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• (407): View more from Florida

  More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out

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• (707): View more from California

  They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time

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• (530): View more from California

  Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."

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