I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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