I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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