Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Ladies don't puke and tell
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Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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