I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
two words...techno handjob
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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