I wish I only lived at night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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