She announced her abortion via fbk
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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