I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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